Joe Chiverelli defends Italian honour in the Sault

Sootoday.com’s award-winning wrestling journalist Mark D. Mouth recently sat down with local Italian-Canadian wrestler Joe "Chiv" Chiverelli to discuss his upcoming match with Sault Area Wrestling (SAW).

The show will be held this Sunday, August 12 at the Tarentorus Sports Club on 56 Avery Road.

Bell time is 7 p.m.

The main matches are as follows:

SAW Heavyweight Championship Match: Paul Wright (Champion) vs. Rip Impact

New Italian Gangters (Joe Chiverelli and Diego da Vinci) vs. The Prime Time Playaz (Sean Atkins and Johnny Valentino)

Josh Bennett’s Hardcore Invitational

Fozzy McQueen and Mr. Business settle their score

Also appearing is WWE trainee Kryss Thorn

The transcript of the interview is as follows:

******************** Welcome Joe, where’s your tag-team partner?

He’s out taking care of business right now. Not important where he’s at.

Aren’t you gonna be taking care of business this Sunday?

There’s lots to take care of Sunday. It’s gonna be a busy night for the New Italian Gangsters (pictured). Myself and Diego have a tag-team match against the Prime Time Playaz and Vinnie [da Vinci] has a ladder match against that punk Brad Hexum. That’s lots of business to take care of right there.

Brad Hexum’s been hailed as one of the best wrestlers, if not the best, from the Sault. What makes you think your boy Vinnie can take care of him?

Let me tell you something. Hexum’s a good wrestler, I’ll give him that, but he cannot lace Vinnie da Vinci’s boots. Vinnie is the pinnacle of SAW wrestling.

Well right now, Brad’s laced him out at least once and had him beat a second time until the disqualification. Brad’s also respected all over Michigan as an up-and-coming wrestler. That doesn’t look good for Vinnie.

Worrying is none of your concern. Vinnie is well-prepared for this match. Don’t worry about any other problems; we’ll solve those. I hope you’re listing, Josh Bennett and Baron von Kaiser.

I’m not worried - I’ve been following Hexum’s career for some time. It’s Vinnie that ought to be worried. By prepared, do you mean to flee? The life Vinnie saves might be his own.

Can we not talk about Brad Hexum and his alleged “superstar” status? I didn’t come here to talk about that, you’re wasting my time.

Sure. Why don’t we talk about how Brad seems to wow the chicks? And unlike Vinnie’s fans, Brad’s are over the age of ten.

Fans? I’ve never seen a Brad Hexum fan in my life.

Well that’s because you’ve never wrestled state-side where the fans have more class, and a collective IQ higher than the number of clean t-shirts in the Canadian Sault’s Italian community.

I don’t have to wrestle state-side. Me and my tag-team partner Diego are two of the hottest acts in the SAW. And one more comment like that about my people and you’ll be swimming in St Mary’s River with the fishes. Don’t test me.

Okay fine, let’s talk about your match.

That’s probably a good idea.

Will you be showering before the match?

What the [delete] does that have to do with the show? Are you interested in seeing me in the shower or something? Is this why you’re in Hexum’s good books?

No, I like Hexum because he’s got great moves. Speaking of which, have you bothered to learn any moves since your last match?

Me and Diego have been training three times a week, every week since the last show...

I’m surprised you can count to three.

Ya, da Mouth, I can count to three. That’s the only thing the Prime Time Playaz will hear while they’re busy looking at the lights, flat on their backs - one, two, three!

Finito.

How do you plan to do that?

You don’t understand. Last show was the big debut. You saw a tamer New Italian Gangsters. The fun and games are over; we’re playing for real now. There won’t be too many smiles.

We have a new finisher and a whole new repertoire of moves. The Prime Time Playaz should just play dead if they knew what was good for them.

But if you want to see us execute them, you’ll have to come to the show on Sunday.

Isn’t Sunday when your momma cooks dinner for your thirteen cousins that you aren’t really related to?

You just insulted my ma and my familia?

[Loud thud heard on tape]

The New Italian Gangsters don’t take lip from anybody. Make no mistakes, Hexum, Prime Time Playaz, all three of you better bring your A-game or you’ll end up like da Mouth. Siniut.

Ciao. This interview’s over.

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