The following was posted this morning by someone named Tormented Soul on a Soonet bulletin board.
"I'm a freakin moron :|" Tormented laments.
Here at SooToday.com News, we don't feel at all inclined to argue the point.
******************** Ugh. You know how they say... Curiosity killed the cat?
Well curiosity almost killed the Duffy.
My grandmother had this dog repellent spray stuff called "Dog Defense" laying around.
So I'm lookin at it, and it tells you to spray it in the dog's face if it gets too close and you're scared or whatever.
And it has a max distance of two meters blah blah blah.
So I get the wise idea of, well... spraying myself.
See what it's like.
HOLLLLLLLY CRAAAP!!!
My eyes are friggen swollen, and BRIGHT red, and my nose is running and I cant stop sneezing.... I'm gonna die lol.
What do you think a spray with 35 percent Capsaicin will do?
lol.
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