Batchewana woman's blue-movie bill blamed on burglars

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BY CST. R.J. DINSDALE

BADGE #5381

********************** In July a lady and her family took a trip away from their home, on the Mission Road, Batchewana First Nation, for a few days.

On her return she located a computer game belonging to one of her children lying on the road outside her residence.

This caused her no concern until this week.

A bill, from the nice folks at Bell ExpressVu, was received, itemizing four pornographic, pay per view, movies.

Not to pass judgment on the cinematic fare involved, the lady was quite sure she had not requested these movies.

On checking the dates the movies were ordered, she discovered that they coincided with the time period that the family was travelling.

There was no sign of forced entry to the home, so it appears that the suspect(s) gained entry through an inadvertently unsecured window.

While satisfying their prurient interests these bad guys ran up a bill of $68.86 for movies that will never have a chance at the academy awards.

The lady is not pleased nor are the officers of the Batchewana First Nation Police, who are continuing the investigation.

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