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Whether you know him as the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman, Mister Conductor on the PBS children's show Shining Time Station or the foul-mouthed comedian whose 7 Dirty Words You Can Never Say On Television caused a ruckus in the US Supreme Court in the mid-70s, George Carlin is undeniably one of the funniest men alive.

And he's an old f*ck.

His words, not mine.

At 70 years old, the winner of three Grammy Awards, two Cable Ace Awards, two American Comedy Awards and a Lifetime Achievement Award from Comedy Central has been there, done that and is content to continue bitching about it.

His sold-out Thursday night appearance at Kewadin Casino had all the elements one would expect from Carlin; foul language, disturbing visuals, uncomfortable subject matter and a general sense of bitterness towards humanity.

He is not an entertainer for the faint of heart.

They left the theatre shortly after Carlin began discussing the proper way masturbate while on the phone with your mother.

As insightful as he is crude, Carlin's often nihilistic outlook and distain for what the stereotypical American holds dear has never been funnier.

I could go into exactly what he had to say, but there is just no way I could do it justice.

Instead, I would recommend watching his newest HBO special, It's Bad For Ya, airing Saturday, March 1 at 10 p.m.

Random George Carlin Quotes

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"Ross Perot. Just what a Nation of idiots needs; a short, loud idiot."

"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."

"You can prick your finger - just don’t finger your prick."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come home, set them on fire."

"I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious."