The best thing about the Soo Evening News is that you never know where, deep within the inside pages, you're going to discover a crucially important front-page story.
Tonight's edition, for example, contains a noteworthy account of how the local constabulary in the Michigan Soo bravely hunted down two young women reported flashing in the men's dormitory at Lake Superior State University.
They turned out to be an 18-year-old from Arizona and a 21-year-old from Hastings, Michigan.
The maidens "had apparently been visiting Brady Hall, utilizing their resources to earn gas money for the return trip home," the newspaper informs.
The entrepreneurial ladies were let off with a warning that they'll be arrested if they ever return to the virginal grounds of Brady Hall or anywhere else on the hallowed LSSU campus.
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