Alarmed by methane emissions from piles of decomposing government press releases, SooToday's landlord has evicted us from our editorial offices.
Actually, we're moving offices today and want you to know that we won't be up to our usual level of productivity.
As anyone who's disassembled and then re-assembled computer systems and communications infrastructure knows, the stuff often doesn't co-operate.
Added to this disruption is a decision by Local 1552 of the International Association of Highly Respected Computer Professionals to deny service to SooToday.com because we referred to some award-winning computer programmers from Algoma University College this week as "code monkeys" and "übergeeks."
We're still on the job, and if major news happens we'll find a way to get it to you.
In the meantime, your patience over the next 24 hours will be appreciated.