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Oh, the indignities of being a politician here in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario! Here I am, Carmen Provenzano, M.P., wearing a perfectly respectable suit and announcing a perfectly respectable $417,000 federal grant for the homeless.

Oh, the indignities of being a politician here in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario!

Here I am, Carmen Provenzano, M.P., wearing a perfectly respectable suit and announcing a perfectly respectable $417,000 federal grant for the homeless.

And look what these media types are doing to me!

I've got Shaw TV and MCTV running wires through my clothes, everywhere!

Oh, what I put up with from these guys!

I see SooToday.com out of the corner of my eye there.

If they start shooting photographs from that angle I'll strangle them.

And trust me, right now I've got everything I need to do the job!

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