The smell of Sault women?

Most women from Sault Ste. Marie and Sudbury smell like "boxed wine." This, we learned today from CTVglobemedia radio station The Team 1200 in Ottawa.

Buzz, one of three cohosts of the station's popular TGOR (Three Guys on the Radio) morning show, was talking about his trip this past weekend to the Sault for the OHL Ottawa 67s game against Soo Greyhounds.

"I'm so jealous, just hearing that story after being up in Sudbury and Sault Ste. Marie this weekend, where most of the girls basically smell like boxed wine," he said.

The radio host was responding to an anecdote told by fellow Team 1200 personality Steve Warne, who boasted that his wife Linda had won a topless 'rack' contest conducted over the weekend by 10 women in a steamy hot tub in Mont Tremblant, Quebec.

A good portion of the four-hour morning-drive show on the supposedly all-sports station was devoted to discussions of whether judging of the contest involved groping or nipple-twisting, and whether revealing photos or videos would show up on the Internet.

A third host, Stuntman Stu, suggested that Linda Warne be plied with Amarone della Valpolicella (an Italian dry red wine) to learn the truth about what really happened at Mont Tremblant.

Describing his weekend visit to Northern Ontario, Buzz remarked that it "seemed like I was gone for three weeks, being up in Sault Ste. Marie and Sudbury."

"Lots of sasquatches there," the program hosts said, referring to the Sault and Sudbury as "the home of summer teeth: Some are in, some are out, some are black."

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