Shawn Dunlop forgets his name

CITY POLICE

NEWS RELEASE

*********************** 25-year-old Shawn Dunlop of no fixed address was arrested last evening and charged with one count of personation and one count of breach of a release order.

Officers attended at a downtown address last night for a disturbance call.

During the course of their investigation officers spoke to the accused, who allegedly provided them with a different name.

Officers were able to confirm that at the accused was indeed Mr. Dunlop and he was subsequently arrested.

Officers also learned that the accused was on a release order with conditions including notify change of address.

He will appear in bail court this morning.

************************ (EDITOR'S NOTE: There is not a shred of evidence that Mr. Dunlop consumed Imitation Hiccup's Milk of Amnesia prior to the events described in this police news release. SooToday.com - infuriating readers with completely irrelevant news graphics since February, 2002.)