TFinn 3/8/2014 6:47:55 AM Report
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor
is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay
in such great physical condition?'
I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm
in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's
still alive. How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk
and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian
and he's a golfer, too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he
'Who said my Nono's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'
He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?'
'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why
would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'
irishfey 3/8/2014 7:56:02 AM Report
Morning Folks... TFinn,lol, good way to start the day... Have a great day people...
bounder 3/8/2014 7:56:32 AM Report
Good morning all, T-Finn ah good joke, nice way to the day.
flyhawk25 3/8/2014 8:00:08 AM Report
Yesterday mention was made of learning French in school.Most of us suffered thgrough Latin and French and they taught French wrong.
Consider how we acquire our native language.We learn to speak it and then to write it.
Yet we were taught French just like Latin.
Years later I studied French at university and once I started to dream 'en francais' I realized I'd internalized the language.
Pink Peony 3/8/2014 8:19:43 AM Report
Good morning. Hope you all have a great day! I'm gonna make a batch of lentil soup today. You know what they say...lentil soup is good for the poop. Gotta keep those intestines happy! Sheesh! You know you're getting old when intestinal functions and poop are a daily concern!
Pink Peony 3/8/2014 8:24:35 AM Report
Irish, I read your post to me yesterday. Thanks for the blessing and right back atcha! The day is starting off nice and sunny. That's worth a smile! I do see a pile of snow at the end of my driveway. It can stay there!
irishfey 3/8/2014 8:39:01 AM Report
Pink Peony.... We need posts like yours in the Red Room... all smiles and sunshine in there, but watch out.. someone might ask you for your soup receipe ,lol... Have a good one dear...
Just Curious 3/8/2014 8:50:59 AM Report
G'mornin' folks...Is it just my beast here or is the net really slow today? I could go make a coffee waiting for the pages sometimes..:)
TFinn 3/8/2014 8:55:59 AM Report
Just Curious 3/8/2014 8:50:59 AM
I haven't noticed it slow ...but other areas may be ... ...??
Spellchecker 3/8/2014 8:56:20 AM Report
Well, I see the reprobate-in-chief was in fine form last night.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient...
old-cat33 3/8/2014 9:03:11 AM Report
Flyhawk,I used to be able to say the whole mass in Latin,memorized it as an alter boy.Today I just can remember a few words but forget what they mean in english?
TFinn: Good joke to start the weekend off!
Just Curious 3/8/2014 9:07:04 AM Report
T Finn; I will dig out my 4-G stick and plug it in, that will tell me whether it's Shaw or the net itself..( Now were did I put that thing?)...LOL.
old-cat33 3/8/2014 9:07:06 AM Report
Spellchecker: You are going to have to help settle another minor disagreement.
OK in the spring time I said that the Maple syrup runs better when it is cold at night and warm during the day right? I think? Not as soon as it stays mild?
Whats your opinion ole pal?
Grump 3/8/2014 9:08:34 AM Report
WOW! good morning everyone, looks like a lovely sunny day now after that little bit of snow. I actually enjoyed last evenings posts and had a few good laughs. Even Wisen was good for a laugh as apparently we were all laughing at him. I was being a little lazy this morning but time to saddle up and get back at it. Have a great day all.
Grump 3/8/2014 9:11:25 AM Report
Old-cat, Spelly may still be in a religious snit from last night. Cold nights and warm days. Have a good one.
Just Curious 3/8/2014 9:18:16 AM Report
Old cat 33; Spelly was at the Moose last night,I believe, so may not be up yet but in answer to your question yes, if the weather gets too warm the sap doesn't make good syrup.. Mild days and cold nights are what makes it.. Pull an rw and google it. They had a piece on the news about that the other night..
And TFinn, must just be my beast 'cause the 4G stick didn't help much..It's usually like lightening..Think I'm gonna drop Shaw and go back on the stick anyway... 55 bucks a month for basic is a bit much on my pension..:)
Just Curious 3/8/2014 9:26:05 AM Report
Just re-booted the modem, it's OK now...Damn, I hate this technical stuff...:)
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 9:26:54 AM Report
Good morning everyone.
Flyhawk, certain you are.
Tonight don't forget to advance your clock as we switch to daylight saving time.
Do not forget to change your smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector battery. Smoke detectors save life.
If you have a hard wire smoke or CO detector, carefully vacuum it.
If you are a tenant, it's your responsibility to change the battery.
T-rat 3/8/2014 9:37:53 AM Report
Just Curious: since Spelly is absent, the word is "lightning", as in fast. Lightening is to make lighter, as in whiter, or as in lighten up, which everybody on the site this sunny Saturday morning appears to be doing.
Just Curious 3/8/2014 9:42:10 AM Report
Bobby, have to disagree with you on that one.. When I was a super at a 60 unit building here in town we went every 6 months and changed out the batteries thru-out the building and had everyone sign that it was done. If you choose to remove it after that it was your problem.. May be different in duplexes but we had to do it according to regulations in ours. The building was built prior to hard wired detectors(1977). Hated doing it as you had to go thru a half dozen times before you got everyone...:)
Just Curious 3/8/2014 9:44:47 AM Report
T Rat; Saw the mistake but was to lazy to change it...LOL..:) Have to start paying attention to my spell-check.. I make so many mistakes the spell-check is like having a nagging wife some days...:)
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 9:58:18 AM Report
Crikey Grump .. you typed that whole paragraph without any spelling mistakes, or potty talk. Good progress.
Now off to work with you.
Nice here too.
P.S. Hope you are all enjoying the current run on the TSX, and tucking away some pesos for next winter.
Spellchecker 3/8/2014 10:05:37 AM Report
Old-cat, a little late as Grump has already provided the answer but I'll be glad to be of service to a fellow Bruins fan. I'm led to understand that the procedure requires cold nights and warm days to be most effective. Gilbertson is now producing.
irishfey 3/8/2014 10:30:02 AM Report
Grump... So you saw the posts last night?? Arn"t you proud of me ? ,lol.. Now i must go to the Emrg. and get " me " fingers sewn back on ,lol,lol
right wing 3/8/2014 10:55:29 AM Report
Read your posts of last night.
I am really concerned that your garage is not well ventilated, please get it checked.
Call Don Maki apparently he looks after everything from condensation on windows to drafts under doors.
...and I hope you don't still wash the grease off of your hands with varisole .
David Poluck 3/8/2014 11:04:03 AM Report
Just up..a new In the Loop!
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 11:36:27 AM Report
RW , according to Darlene, Stats still siphons gas out of his Snow Blower in the Spring, and spits it into the lawnmower.
Big Bad Bob 3/8/2014 11:36:46 AM Report
QUOTE We must have bilingualism in all of Canada except Quebec where English is practically forbidden. UNQUOTE
The Laws of the Government of Canada relating to official bilingualism apply in Québec in exactly the same manner and to the same degree as in the rest of Canada.
New Brunswick is the only province of Canada having English and French as its official languages for matters of provincial jurisdiction. The official language of Alberta for matters of provincial jurisdiction is English; that of Québec is French. In addition to all services in English, the other provinces provide certain services selectively in French, as does Alberta.
QUOTE Canadian French is definitely different than true Parisian French, but only in inflection and pronunciation, the rules remain the same. UNQUOTE
1.Canadian English is definitely different than that spoken by Her Majesty the Queen and by speakers of the British Broadcasting Corporation, but only (sic) in inflection and pronunciation, the rules remain the same.
2. Having lived or worked in France off and on for more than three decades, I have never heard a Frenchman use the expression “Parisian French.” Indeed, a raucous Parigot accent is as hard on the ears of most Frenchmen I know as a garbled Cockney accent is to those of cultured Englishmen.
3. As regards learning the language of Molière, a British Ambassador whose own French was excellent once told me that he recommended the horizontal method. The French equivalent to that expression is “apprendre sur l’oreiller.”
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 11:37:54 AM Report
JC, you were part of a proactive preventative safety plan.
The code requires yearly inspections.
The burden of the battery lays with the tenant. But the landlord can take it proactively, which is what happens in your situation.
theprotector 3/8/2014 11:57:09 AM Report
and for the afternoon laugh fest right wing and wisen!!!
Big Bad Bob 3/8/2014 12:18:53 PM Report
In my preceding post I regrettably overlooked indicating that Quebec provides certain services selectively in English as Alberta and the other non-bilingual provinces do in French.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 12:20:29 PM Report
Saw your post from last night. You have the same ignorant attitude as someone who just got himself a free ticket to COURT! You probably are friends no doubt!
old-cat33 3/8/2014 12:35:31 PM Report
Thanks Grump,Spelly and the rest of you.I think the cat wins another dressing room tidbit!
Grump 3/8/2014 12:36:54 PM Report
B.B.B. I have to agree with the ambassador and you. I worked in French Canada off and on for years. I was told on more than one occasion that to learn proper French you have to sleep with a French woman. I was single at that time and thoroughly enjoyed the work, but it didn't do a damn thing for my poor French. That said if one can get loved and fed, how much more does one need?
Grump 3/8/2014 12:40:54 PM Report
Poor rw can't stand being wrong so often, one would think he would engage the brain before he posts. Wisen go crawl back into whatever hole you just crawled out of.
BIG BROTHER 3/8/2014 12:59:46 PM Report
I had heard of this, but never really thought much about it. I would like to know where the press has been on this topic. Harper is an absolute nut-job, governing from an evangelical world view which is closer to Tea Party mentality than traditional Conservative values.
David Poluck 3/8/2014 1:16:47 PM Report
Grump, How long has Canada had official bilingualism?
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 1:35:49 PM Report
Grump ... Don't you wish you could come up with an intelligent comeback for a change, instead of just blabbering school yard bully talk?
Fly could help if you're still buds.
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 1:38:12 PM Report
How long has Grump officially been an adult, might be a better question.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 1:39:43 PM Report
Grump If you are around I would like YOUR opinion of a good lawyer in the city. Thanks
Just Curious 3/8/2014 1:44:59 PM Report
Gurpy, define GOOD lawyer, didn't think there was any...:)
bounder 3/8/2014 1:46:23 PM Report
fourth post of the day and unable to restrain himself , he starts spewing brainless comments again , when are going to grow up.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 1:53:49 PM Report
Cancel that order. I was just given the name of someone really good in the city.
Wicket 3/8/2014 2:12:08 PM Report
Jimssm - can you give us an update on your wife and her contingent, trusting that they are still safe and travelling. When is she due back in Canada?
flyhawk25 3/8/2014 2:37:33 PM Report
Reports are in that the plane that went own may have been targeted by terrorists.Apparently two of the passports were stolen ones.
If iut is true things just changed rapidly.
Jimssm 3/8/2014 2:55:17 PM Report
Thanks for asking...
Everything is fine with the group... they are in Uganda at the present time, making their way eastward towards the Congo. She got a touch of the stomach flu but that is normal with the diet change and the Malaria meds.
They did a minor itinerary change due to the activities of the Christian militia near the DRC/Ugandan border but we have a plane on call in case a quick extraction is needed. The local hosts do not see a need for concern.
My wife loves the people and the scenery. They are so appreciative of every little thing that is done for them. Their next couple of weeks will be in the DRC (Congo) and my wife will be more at home because she speaks the language. They return to Canada on the 25th of March.
The Congo is the most resource-rich country on Earth. The Congo river alone has such a drop to the sea that its hydroelectric can power the entire continent of Africa all on it's own.
Jimssm 3/8/2014 3:14:51 PM Report
A man dies and arrives at the pearly gates... furious.
He demands of St. Peter... "Why am I here ?"
St. Peter says calmly, "There must be a reason you are here, we don't just bring someone here for no reason"
The man is adament. " I am only 35 years old, I don't smoke, I don't drink. I go to the gym all the time and I am in excellent health. I went to bed last night and I woke up here. DEAD."
"There must be some explanation", says St. Peter. "Let's start with your name and occupation".
" John Smith, mechanic." replies the man.
"Ok, let me check your file....."
St. Peter returns after a short time with the answer...
"You died of old age"
"WHAT ?!?" screamed the mechanic. "I AM ONLY 35 YEARS OLD ! "
"Well" said the old saint, "According to the amount of labour you billed, you're 123."
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 3:34:25 PM Report
This past week, the CRTC was critical of the porn industry. As per their assessment, there is not enough Canadian content in the porn we consume.
Now, here, someone has earned pensionable time watching porn in order to complete the assessment.
And taxpayers got screwed once again.
Grump 3/8/2014 4:00:21 PM Report
Bobby you should be ticked off missing a great job like that. lol. Lot of guys would likely kill for a job like that.
Grump 3/8/2014 4:04:00 PM Report
David I believe it was Confederation but it could have been before then. I guess you will have to ask one of the Google experts, but be careful some of them B.S.
Grump 3/8/2014 4:05:49 PM Report
Wisen and Bounder I'm sure you two should get together, your crushes on me will certainly never go anywhere. LMAO
Grump 3/8/2014 4:10:19 PM Report
Well as ever it's been a hoot. Have to go get ready for Church and likely take the boss for dinner later. No Wisen it won't be rot gut rum and garbage chicken. We haven't been to the Palace for a while so will probably end up there.
bounder 3/8/2014 4:31:23 PM Report
ah the old choke and puke bar,
never been there .
Eat now pay later.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 4:36:19 PM Report
Actually I'm researching the environment to make an enter, couldn't find a hole yet.
CRTC is looking for a well versed proofreader for closed captioning and described video. They need a moustachioed spell-wood to crack the whip.
And wait till the Quebec Police Language take interest in it. No more eh? eh? Ohhhhh... Ahhhhhh... and forget the bacon, from Quebec on, only maple syrup.
right wing 3/8/2014 4:39:31 PM Report
Taking the wife to the Palace...such class.
All fourth but he's got class.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 4:49:26 PM Report
Well, it's always better than taking my son to Court! RMAOFL
rightwing, I'm profiling you, and so far I'm 100% positive you are not higher than 5' 3", and possible you wear a beard or mustachio of some sort, headband or bandana. Did you ever heard of the napoleon complex? Or even napoleon syndrome. Google it, and not to worry is just a colloquial term. Later and with more time I'll let you know more details.
Wicket 3/8/2014 4:53:04 PM Report
thanks for the update jimssm, awesome adventure - Africa has some amazing spots, and of course, it is always good to be helping someone.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 5:28:42 PM Report
Guess I should have rephrased that. I meant someone with a good track record. Doesn`t matter seeing how I was provided with the name of one from a friend and his wife. They have dealt with the same one for 30yrs or more and are personal friends. I`ve been told to toss their names around. Lol
right wing 3/8/2014 5:30:14 PM Report
I know that you never use Google.
Do you know how I know...cause those that do use Google are smarter.
Science tells me so through University studies and Harvard is one of those involved.
Humans are "natural-born cyborgs," and the Internet is our giant "extended mind."
Much like reading encyclopedias in the past, studies show that those that use an internet source such as Google tend to have more information and facts on hand and score higher I.Q.'s.
I'm betting you didn't have a set of encyclopedias when you were a kid did ya Grump.
Jimssm 3/8/2014 5:43:48 PM Report
Although I agree with you regarding Google to some extent...
Studies also show that people who rely on the internet (Google) tend to think less for themselves. It's more difficult for them to use original thought. Discussions turn into a 'cut and paste' war.
"It's true, I read it on the internet"
right wing 3/8/2014 5:52:21 PM Report
I was not talking about cutting and pasting, I'm fairly sure you knew that.
Even cutting and pasting is fine when used properly.
So what's your point other than it's hard to agree with me without throwing something objectionable in....
right wing 3/8/2014 5:54:22 PM Report
...and Jim, that's the same stuff "urban legends" are born of....like "texting" causes folks to be bad spellers and poor readers when studies show the opposite to be true.
right wing 3/8/2014 5:55:41 PM Report
...and one last thing Jim.
Please show me one.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 6:01:57 PM Report
jimssm, you watch, he sees you as a tall man and he's out of control.
theprotector 3/8/2014 6:22:05 PM Report
oh right wing such a pile of crap you are...
right wing 3/8/2014 6:22:49 PM Report
Blue pills...bottom shelf of the medicine cabinet, take three...there's obviously lots left.
right wing 3/8/2014 6:26:22 PM Report
Hang around...if the village idiot does not post anything then maybe I'll take your bait.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:33:24 PM Report
Stats is laying low today. Hmmmm guess he thought he`d get away with his little jabs last night! I think it`s time for a blue room get together!
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 6:38:17 PM Report
well, look at it from the good side, you don't have to worry about getting hit by the ceiling fan.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 6:39:21 PM Report
even john holmes can enjoy a niner.
right wing 3/8/2014 6:39:25 PM Report
Stats never lays low, he hangs low but never lays low.
Apparently he was spotted in Walmart earlier today.
I'll see if I can get something from the store surveillance camera.
right wing 3/8/2014 6:41:04 PM Report
John Holmes died of aids...a reflection of the life he led.
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 6:44:34 PM Report
Grump's going to the Palace, Grump's going to the Palace ... don't know if I could sleep tonight without knowing that tidbit.
Wonder what time he'll issue the Sunday morning weather forecast and tell us his plans for Sunday brunch.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:48:45 PM Report
Thanks! I`m sure he`ll be poking one of his ugly heads in the blue room soon. Him and I are going to have "words".
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:50:00 PM Report
Who is John Holmes? Aids could`ve been from a blood transfusion.
right wing 3/8/2014 6:50:10 PM Report
Yep...there he is, stats shopping at Walmart.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:52:18 PM Report
I just googled John Holmes. Yup! It was the life style!
right wing 3/8/2014 6:52:29 PM Report
John Holmes was active in pornography.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:56:52 PM Report
Yeah, I know I just googled him. I`m not able to find the address to see Stats in Walmart!!
Just Curious 3/8/2014 6:56:54 PM Report
Gurpy, John Holmes was a major porn star from years gone by and did get aids from his line of work...And secondly, you will never win in a war with Stats as he simply doesn't give a shit.. Most of his stuff is done tongue in cheek anyway.. You need to lighten up and stop taking everything so serious...:)
Gurpy 3/8/2014 6:59:05 PM Report
Okay. I will try to lighten up.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 7:02:46 PM Report
Can I wring his neck first? Lol
Just Curious 3/8/2014 7:09:00 PM Report
Have at it !!!LOL...:)
Gurpy 3/8/2014 7:10:02 PM Report
I found it!! Too funny!! Lol
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 7:15:43 PM Report
Hey gurpy, if you're in need my dear, I'm always available. I'll not promise you a rocco sifredi or nacho vidal, but hey, you're not gonna walk away hungry.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 7:18:47 PM Report
Gurpy, if your plan is to wring it. Forget it. No deal.
Gurpy 3/8/2014 7:28:11 PM Report
Take it or leave it!
Gurpy 3/8/2014 7:29:15 PM Report
Did you know my hero is Lorena Bobbit? Lol
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 7:42:52 PM Report
Ok, I take it, bring the knife, but don't blame me if you change your mind and end even worst than Tarzan.
irishfey 3/8/2014 8:09:48 PM Report
Hope you all had a great day, i think i"ll sign off now as the slithering has started ,lol STATUS... Am sorry "me" wording bothers you. I don"t always talk like this,, it just comes and goes.. you know,, something like Darlene.. inflate.. deflate.. :) :) night cupcake ,lol... btw,, i heard you were at Walmart today.. buying " patches" for Darlene? ... ( Big, happy face!) lol
Grump 3/8/2014 8:25:19 PM Report
rw You are so wrong again. My mother was a school principal and we had plenty of books. I personally own a full set of leather bound Encyclopedia Britannica which I use. Now regarding Google I use Google but for my own information not to ram some B.S. down some one else's throat like you go for. Quite frankly rw your posts are getting as dumb as Wisens and about as well informed. You are not the leader of the posse anymore ,you are just one of them. Now re the Palace, we had one of the best meals I have had in any restaurant for a long time. We haven't been there for quite a while but will go back soon. Next time you are casting around trying to score a point try getting at least one right instead of all this uneducated, uninformed crap.
Grump 3/8/2014 8:34:54 PM Report
Wisen ,Like I give a furry rat's a** what a moron like you thinks (now there is an oxymoron) or does as long as you scroll on by and go get a crush on some one else, say rw or Steely. LMAO. Finish your cheap rum and go to bed.
Bobby Nerves 3/8/2014 8:34:59 PM Report
Again, you guys frightened the dove.
right wing 3/8/2014 9:20:08 PM Report
"You are not the leader of the posse anymore ,you are just one of them."
Bahahahahahahaha....like Grump, really.
OMG...are you really that easy...I guess so.
O.K. I have to stop picking on the weak of mind...I mean that in the "internet sense of things". Guess I'm to used to sparing with statusquo...
Personally I'd be embarrassed re-reading that post...but I do understand why you won't be.
Man...just like poking the gorilla cage down at the zoo.
Have a glass of nice hot chocolate, relax and read some of those leather bound Britannica that you have.
Slowly rock back and forth...sleep will overcome.
Wisenheimer 3/8/2014 10:39:07 PM Report
"It's best to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt".
Thinking of you Grump.
You make this so easy.